AlleyCat Added to The Statue Thieves’ October Live Return

The AlleyCat bar in London’s musical mothership, Denmark Street, is the latest venue set to host The Statue Thieves on 21st October.

The band are due to be performing at 21:00 at the venue held in the premises where The Rolling Stones recorded their debut album.

The Statue Thieves are excited to return the AlleyCat, and encourage all available to attend the free night; there will be new songs and a big soon-to-be announced surprise.

For all upcoming dates, see here


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Posted by on August 31, 2014 in Uncategorized


North London/South London II: The Statue Thieves Are Back On The Live Circuit

After a break from performing live, The Statue Thieves can now confirm two live performances taking place in October, three days apart:

South London:

Date: October 2nd 2014

Venue: The New Cross Inn, 323 New Cross Road, London, SE14 6AS

Time: 19:00 (event time, stage time TBA)



North London:

Date: October 5th 2014

Venue: The Slaughtered Lamb, 34-35 Great Sutton Street, EC1V 0DX 

Time: 19:00 (event time, stage time TBA)


For all upcoming Statue Thieves gigs, see here.


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Posted by on August 27, 2014 in Uncategorized


Largehearted Boy Blog Gives Away Three Free Statue Thieves Songs

Along with tracks by Animated Manual, Girls With Depression, and The Galleons, The Statue Thieves have had their music shared for free by the music blog Largehearted Boy.

The release coincides with the band’s release yesterday of Turn The Pages Loose.

The page can be viewed here:

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Posted by on August 10, 2014 in Uncategorized


Turn The Pages Loose ~ The Statue Thieves ~ Formation E.P. B-Side

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Posted by on August 8, 2014 in Uncategorized


North London/South London: Two Gigs in Two Days

London_north_south_boundary_comOn April 10th and 11th respectively, The Statue Thieves will be playing a two gigs in two days run, the first in North London at The Boogaloo, the second at The New Cross Inn, opposite Goldsmiths University.

The Boogaloo has found itself in a certain thread of UK music history by being a one time haunt for Pete Doherty and Carl Barat. The Facebook event page can be found here.

The Statue Thieves have played The New Cross Inn on multiple occasions are really excited returning to the South London venue. The Facebook event page can be found here.

So, take you pick. Or attend both.

For all upcoming gigs, click here.

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Posted by on April 5, 2014 in Uncategorized


March 30th: The Statue Thieves Live at The Alleycat

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Posted by on March 25, 2014 in Uncategorized


Formation E.P. Is Out Today!

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The second release from The Statue Thieves, Formation E.P. has been released on digital format, following on from 2012’s Statues of Realisation E.P.

The E.P. can be heard here and purchased from only £3:

The Statue Thieves have also began a tour in promotion of the release, and gig dates can be found here

10003535_634060326666470_1922768389_nFormation E.P. consists of the following tracks:

1. Trigger

2. Believe It

3. Cheque from God

4. Completely

5. Leavin’ Today



Released 17 March 2014
Recorded at Shock & Awe studios, High Barnet, during winter 2013. Mastered by Karen Thompson at The Exchange, London.
Violin by Rodrigo Ezquerro. Drums played by Ryhan Lovell.

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Posted by on March 17, 2014 in Uncategorized


E.P. Artwork and Release Date Revealed

E.P. Artwork and Release Date Revealed

In addition to the release of Trigger, The Statue Thieves have also today confirmed both the E.P. artwork (attached) and the release date, which will be 17th March 2014

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Posted by on March 11, 2014 in Uncategorized


The Trigger Has Been Released! First Single from Formation E.P. Out Today.

The Statue Thieves have today released Trigger, their first single from Formation E.P. which is out this month.

To hear the first single from the band, please watch the video attached.

Trigger and Formation E.P. were recorded and prodcued at Shock and Awe Studio by James Johnston, and mastered at The Exchange, Camden Town, by Karen Thompson.

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Posted by on March 11, 2014 in Uncategorized


Trigger To Be Released on March 11th, The Statue Thieves First Single From Formation E.P.

March 11th will see The Statue Thieves release their first single, Trigger.

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The Statue Thieves can now announce that the first single from the forthcoming Formation E.P. will be the opener Trigger.

Recorded at Shock and Awe Studio in High Barnet, North London, and produced by James Johnston, Trigger is a commentary on the mixed violence ordered from the populus by Britain’s political elite.

Describing the single to be released this month, The Statue Thieves explained:

Juxtaposition occurs a lot in The Statue Thieves and our music. Our name itself follows this:

Statues are used to represent the status que, the Establishment, the victors and matyrs of the prevailing socio-economic system.

Thieves are the disorder, the criminals, those whose defining actions are prohibitted, and who are not celebrated.

Trigger is also inclusive of this, most notably in the line “Hold your fire and pull the trigger”:

‘Hold your fire’ symbolises the demand to not riot, to remain calm, to not kill your fellow man, and to follow the broad guidelines of civilisation.

‘Pull the trigger’ throws you into Iraq, Afghanistan, Northern Ireland, the former British Empire (to which so many statues are dedicated). It is the demand on the British troops to abandon their hitherto orders to remain calm, and to now kill, maime, pillage, to cease to act as man, but, instead, as killers, running insane amongst burning civilsations.

Whilst our music is more socially and historically reflective, and not preachy nor claiming to know all, this is a heart felt song about an overlooked insanity.

On a lighter note, the band describe what the listener has awaiting them:

Ivan Muela throwing your brain around the room with his effects, a tribal afrobeat rhythm section in the verse, a Fugazi/Joy Division chorus where the vocals sound as though played throw a washing machine. A great song actually.

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Posted by on March 4, 2014 in Uncategorized


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