Largehearted Boy Blog Gives Away Three Free Statue Thieves Songs

Along with tracks by Animated Manual, Girls With Depression, and The Galleons, The Statue Thieves have had their music shared for free by the music blog Largehearted Boy.

The release coincides with the band’s release yesterday of Turn The Pages Loose.

The page can be viewed here:

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Posted by on August 10, 2014 in Uncategorized


Turn The Pages Loose ~ The Statue Thieves ~ Formation E.P. B-Side

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Posted by on August 8, 2014 in Uncategorized


North London/South London: Two Gigs in Two Days

London_north_south_boundary_comOn April 10th and 11th respectively, The Statue Thieves will be playing a two gigs in two days run, the first in North London at The Boogaloo, the second at The New Cross Inn, opposite Goldsmiths University.

The Boogaloo has found itself in a certain thread of UK music history by being a one time haunt for Pete Doherty and Carl Barat. The Facebook event page can be found here.

The Statue Thieves have played The New Cross Inn on multiple occasions are really excited returning to the South London venue. The Facebook event page can be found here.

So, take you pick. Or attend both.

For all upcoming gigs, click here.

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Posted by on April 5, 2014 in Uncategorized


March 30th: The Statue Thieves Live at The Alleycat

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Posted by on March 25, 2014 in Uncategorized


Formation E.P. Is Out Today!

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The second release from The Statue Thieves, Formation E.P. has been released on digital format, following on from 2012’s Statues of Realisation E.P.

The E.P. can be heard here and purchased from only £3:

The Statue Thieves have also began a tour in promotion of the release, and gig dates can be found here

10003535_634060326666470_1922768389_nFormation E.P. consists of the following tracks:

1. Trigger

2. Believe It

3. Cheque from God

4. Completely

5. Leavin’ Today



Released 17 March 2014
Recorded at Shock & Awe studios, High Barnet, during winter 2013. Mastered by Karen Thompson at The Exchange, London.
Violin by Rodrigo Ezquerro. Drums played by Ryhan Lovell.

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Posted by on March 17, 2014 in Uncategorized


E.P. Artwork and Release Date Revealed

E.P. Artwork and Release Date Revealed

In addition to the release of Trigger, The Statue Thieves have also today confirmed both the E.P. artwork (attached) and the release date, which will be 17th March 2014

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Posted by on March 11, 2014 in Uncategorized


The Trigger Has Been Released! First Single from Formation E.P. Out Today.

The Statue Thieves have today released Trigger, their first single from Formation E.P. which is out this month.

To hear the first single from the band, please watch the video attached.

Trigger and Formation E.P. were recorded and prodcued at Shock and Awe Studio by James Johnston, and mastered at The Exchange, Camden Town, by Karen Thompson.

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Posted by on March 11, 2014 in Uncategorized


Trigger To Be Released on March 11th, The Statue Thieves First Single From Formation E.P.

March 11th will see The Statue Thieves release their first single, Trigger.

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The Statue Thieves can now announce that the first single from the forthcoming Formation E.P. will be the opener Trigger.

Recorded at Shock and Awe Studio in High Barnet, North London, and produced by James Johnston, Trigger is a commentary on the mixed violence ordered from the populus by Britain’s political elite.

Describing the single to be released this month, The Statue Thieves explained:

Juxtaposition occurs a lot in The Statue Thieves and our music. Our name itself follows this:

Statues are used to represent the status que, the Establishment, the victors and matyrs of the prevailing socio-economic system.

Thieves are the disorder, the criminals, those whose defining actions are prohibitted, and who are not celebrated.

Trigger is also inclusive of this, most notably in the line “Hold your fire and pull the trigger”:

‘Hold your fire’ symbolises the demand to not riot, to remain calm, to not kill your fellow man, and to follow the broad guidelines of civilisation.

‘Pull the trigger’ throws you into Iraq, Afghanistan, Northern Ireland, the former British Empire (to which so many statues are dedicated). It is the demand on the British troops to abandon their hitherto orders to remain calm, and to now kill, maime, pillage, to cease to act as man, but, instead, as killers, running insane amongst burning civilsations.

Whilst our music is more socially and historically reflective, and not preachy nor claiming to know all, this is a heart felt song about an overlooked insanity.

On a lighter note, the band describe what the listener has awaiting them:

Ivan Muela throwing your brain around the room with his effects, a tribal afrobeat rhythm section in the verse, a Fugazi/Joy Division chorus where the vocals sound as though played throw a washing machine. A great song actually.

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Posted by on March 4, 2014 in Uncategorized


March 5th: Last Minute Intimate Show Confirmed at Dublin Castle, Camden Town

The Statue Thieves have been called in at the last minute to perform at Dublin Castle on March 5th at 9:45.

In an intimate show, and the first performance of 2014 and with new drummer George Simion, The Statue Thieves will be returning to Camden Town’s Dublin Castle in the first show of the forthcoming Formation E.P. Tour on Wednesday.

With a new catalogue of rockier songs to dish out, the band have commented on the night as follows:

We’ve recorded alot of material since November, including Formation E.P. which is set to be over the following weeks. We’ve also been updating our YouTube channel with acoustic sessions. As useful as the introverted and creative period has been, it does feel great to be looking head on at our first show of 2014 and with George Simion on drums, and to be out in the open again let loose with a brand new arsenal of material that is much more driven and rockier than before, something which George has been central to.

We will be grateful to each individual that attends on Wednesday evening.

The Facebook link to the event can be found here.

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Posted by on March 3, 2014 in Uncategorized


New Drummer Announced

The Statue Thieves have announced that George Simion is their new drummer, joining the band in early 2014. The first photo of Simion (far right) with the rest of the band can bee seen below:


The band have also discussed their appreciation for former drummer, Ryhan Lovell, saying:

We’d like to thank Ryhan [Lovell] for his input into the band, and the extent to which he shaped our ever evolving sound. His spell in the group changed an acoustic two piece into the rock outfit that we have become. When we later became a four piece, he was pivotal in that transition we undertook.

Ryhan Lovell plays all the drums on the forthcoming Formation E.P.

We are extremely excited nonetheless for our new era with George Simion.

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Posted by on March 2, 2014 in Uncategorized


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